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Review- Eddie Izzard, June 17
Eddie Izzard knows his audience.  He actually made comments to that effect Tuesday night at the Tampa Theatre.  It's not every comedian that is comfortable going into a 30 minute comedic argument that God doesn't exist.
Obviously, his humor is not for everyone.  His breakout performance in the US was the HBO special Dress to Kill, in which he wore women's clothes, makeup, and high heels, and a good deal of his act consisted of transvestite jokes.
Now that he sports facial hair for his "Riches" character, the transvestite material has gone.  The makeup is down to a more subtle eye liner and mascara only look.  The clothes were downright manly, consisting of jeans, men's motorcycle boots, a dark shirt and a topcoat with tails.  Stylish and dramatic, yes, but still very masculine.   The humor, however, was as off the wall as ever.
Warming up with the origins of the name "Tampa" and a riff on Air Conditioning as an
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Literature
Memories Under Water
River towns are different from other towns.  As Mark Twain knew, there's a romance and a mystery to a place where boats and water fowl float through town, the surface rarely freezes even in winter, and spring thaws can mean danger as well as beauty.  When you grow up in a river town, it's a certainty that you know the phrase "100-year flood".
However, "100-year flood" isn't a as descriptive as it used to be.  Barry Drazkowski, quoted in the Chicago Tribune (see article here), says "If we look over the past 100 years, it is not normal to get so many large amounts of rain like those we've seen in such a short period of time."
In Cedar Rapids, Iowa this week, the phrase that keeps popping up is "500-year flood."   The water is rising in Iowa City as well.  Parts of downtown Rock Island, in Illinois are flooding.  In fact, there are floods all over Iowa and Wisconsin, and in portions of Illinois and Minnesota.  
Ced
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Literature
Ode to Ice Cream
Some pilgrims go to Mecca, or the Wailing Wall.  Others go to Graceland or Carnegie Hall.  My most treasured place on the planet is Whitey's Ice Cream.
I grew up in an area on the border of Iowa and Illinois called the Quad Cities.  It's actually more than four, but the point is the cities are all clumped together.  Unless you're crossing the Mississippi River to jump states,  you almost have to live there to know when you've gone from one to the next.  When I was a kid, a lot of people didn't go into the other cities very often.  We were one of those families, at least while I was in grade school.  
There was an ice cream shop right across from my school, but it wasn't Whitey's.  The Ice Creamery it was called, and it was good and convenient - every day ice cream.   Special occasions required special ice cream, and then we'd make the looong trek over to Moline and go to Whitey's.
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Literature
A Possible Future for Hybrids
How many cars does your family have?  No, this isn't a question designed for environmental guilt.  In fact, let's forget about the environment, just for now.
My family has two cars, two people.  Even so we don't have a good option for taking a road trip.  My car is eleven years old and has over 170,000 miles on it.  My husband's truck eats over $100 per tank.  You see our dilemma.  You may even have a similar one.
What if there were a better option, not only for you and me, but for everyone?
Here's what I would like to see: hybrid rental cars.  What if the rental companies had an incentive to have all hybrid models in their inventories?
It would make it easier for people to afford travel.  Business people and vacationers alike could afford more and longer trips if they didn't have to spend as much of their travel budget on gas.  No, it's probably not a cure for what's ailing our tourist
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Literature
Every Morning
He wakes me up.  A soft "Hi, Sweetheart", his hand on my hip.  It's too early to see the blue of his eyes.
  
     He hands me my pill.  When I've got it in my mouth a plastic cup appears to help me wash it down.  Since the surgery, he supports my head with the other hand as I drink.
     "You going?" I mumble.
     I don't know why I ask, the answer is always yes, always as he sets the cup aside.
     Then he kisses me.  His lips are soft and taste of coffee, or toothpaste.
     "I love you," I always make sure to tell him.  Sometimes if I'm not really awake I tell him twice.
     "I love you, too" he replies, turning to leave.
     "Have a good day," I say.
     If I'm awake enough, I add, "Have fun teaching the castle
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Literature
Letter to a friend
Dear Paul,
It's Christmas time, and I miss you.  As I do every year.  As I do each time I have to sit through someone else doing "your" scene.
I think you would be flattered to know I hate to see others saying your lines, mimicking the gesture that you perfected.
My other memories of you are hazy.  I remember a voice -- deep and full of sharp rocks to cut oneself on, but also friendly and often at the edge of laughter.
I remember the angular way you held you cigarette as you sat by the bar.
I remember jutting knees that divided long legs as knots on sticks.
I remember how vulnerable you looked with your head shaved.  I wonder now if it really was just for that role.
I can pull these bits and pieces of memory in to my mind and try to assemble them into a jigsaw of loose fitting information.
But it won't bring you back.   And it won't let me say the goodbye I should have said then.
Within my scraps of memories, there is one that is f
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Literature
Of Dads and Daffodils, part 2
Room 204
     "So what is it this time?  Brain tumor?  Epilepsy?  What's your story this time, Pop?"  I wish I could stop pacing around the room, but I'm afraid if I stop moving I'll explode.  He isn't answering so I look at his fat, red face and wait.
"Well, actually, it's kind of funny…."  (This I doubt very much.)  "I guess I ate too much of your mother's barley soup, and , well, what I thought was a heart attack was really, uh, gas."  He laughed.
Trying to contain myself, I look around the room.  It's exactly the same as every other room in this hospital.  I should know, I've seen enough of them.  They all have those dull orange curtains with the nasty yellow swirls, which were bright and almost psychedelic when I was a kid.  The bedspread is the same pattern, but must be a different material, because they fade into a burnt orange and the yellow gets really pale and almost pretty.
I notice the director's assistant has sent another flower arrangement,
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Literature
Of Dads and Daffodils
Room 201
What I want to know is how he got old so fast.  Eight months ago was the last time I was home and he still looked like he was in his late 30's to early 40's.  Now all of a sudden my father looks his age, 52.
     Even if Mom hadn't told me, I would've known something was wrong the second I walked in the room.  He was watching the Waltons, for Christ's sake.  He hates the Waltons.  It's still on, something about John-boy's girlfriend stealing something, I don't know.  It's just something to look at so I can avoid looking at the lines on his face that seem to crack and splinter into more lines every time he speaks.
     Only that's another thing, he's not, much.  Speaking, that is.  Usually you can't shut him up, always joking and teasing me about something or other.  At first, I tried to force him to talk, but all I got were mumbles and yes/no answers.  I ended up rambling aobut the camping trip the Waltons' place reminded me of, the one where I didn't want to get up in
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It's not easy to fall on your knees & say Lord help me please
Leaving pride and self esteem in a mound of sin
Groveling, desperate as a junkie
At an altar of addiction to hope
Weak and whinin voices cry through the darkness
Mentally screaming the whispered word
"Help" like a kicked dog
A faint squeak
From a speck of nothing
Asking for the gift of recognition
From the universe
A faceless God listens
He that created us to suffer
He hears the pleading need
Hopefully He grants us a slice of Peace
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Mission statement
Kindness is strength.
Strength is everything.
Strength is compassion and patience, for yourself and others.
Strength is having the courage to let people know who you really are.
     It is easier to close a door, than to open one.
Strength is knowing who you are and what's important to you, while
     being aware that other people's opinions are as valid as yours.  
     (Even if you don't agree, they may have something to teach.)
Strength is knowing that there is always more you can learn, and that
     mistakes and failures can make you stronger.
Strength is choosing your battles and standing up for your beliefs and
     yourself.
Strength is being honest, with others and yourself, keeping in mind that
     some truths are too cruel to bear.  
     Silence is better than a lie.
Strength is li
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A Word on Respecting Your Medication
It is about Respect
It is something that we take for granted, something we do not think about.
But even an over the counter medication can be deadly when abused.
Tylenol says in its commercials:
Stop.
Think.
for a reason. Daily I hear and see people take much more than the recommended dose. They do the same with medications like Advil and wonder why they are nursing a bleeding ulcer.
The recommended dose of Tylenol is two pills. Just two. No more. Less if possible.
Acetaminophen. It is the active ingredient. You can overdose, and this overdose is slow, and sometimes fatal.
What causes it?
It damages your liver, and as much of a beating as your liver can take, when too much assaults it, it will give up, and you sort of need your liver to you know, live. Hell, it is in the name.
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Read the labels; follow the directions.
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My Memory
I will not leave messages.
I will not attend the memorial.
I will not jump on the mourning bandwagon.
I will not intrude on the privacy of
true friendships.
I will remember a
big,
fun,
beautiful person
In my own way.
My favourite thought…
My presiding memory…
You were the one boy I wanted to
kiss before I died.
How ridiculous it seems now.
How childlike
and sweet.
Before your anger
and hatred
and reasons.
Before you were grown up
before you were sad.
Before you decided to end it all.
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Current Residence: Florida
Favourite genre of music: 80's new wave
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  • Reading: I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This - Bob Newhart
  • Playing: Plants Vs. Zombies
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